Fapping, it's pretty must the latest trend. Just kidding. Everyone in the world doing nothing but looking at porn and masturbating. Yeah, nothing would get done. Unless, you could multitask. 

So I got a twitter. I finally decided to give it a chance. And I can say that it's pretty addicting. 

Oh, and I finally got my laptop back. Finally. It's been like forever. Well, like a few months. Same thing right?? Now I can post pictures and  it will be easier to update everything. Dance in your pants, kayy:)

Yesterday, we went to the mall. Some black girl randomly started projectile vomiting. All her mom could say was "DAMN!!" She didn't ask if she was okay or anything. And please don't think I'm racist, I'm really not. The mall was full of black people. And this mall is a white people mall. (If you saw it you'd understand.) I was wondering where they all came from, and then I realized that they must have gotten their income tax checks already. 

I can't wait for ours. Seriously, I need some clothes.  No one wants to see a naked me... or do you?

Ashton's getting so big. He'll be 9 weeks tomorrow. And he loves bath time. I can't wait to see how much he weighs now. By the way, here's a picture of my little boy:)

I need to upload the newer ones. That's when he was around a month. He's always smiling and laughing now. Right now, he's asleep with his mouth open.